A few years ago Startup L. Jackson, who has since been revealed to be Parker Thompson, wrote an adaptation of Jay Z's "99 Problems" song's lyrics titled "I Got 99 Problems But My Pitch Ain't One". He used the song to illustrate and describe the startup world in Silicon Valley in a fun sort of way.
It was like the HBO series "Silicon Valley" in a song, but this was long before Silicon Valley.
Startup L. Jackson seems to have been granted his wish when he wrote "Dear Internet, please record this. I’ve done my part." as we've just discovered that the people at Saastr have recorded the song.
Thank you Internet! 🙏